GPOYW - ABC-este-Ds Edition
A - Available: Yes, also in different colors. Detachable genitalia and batteries not included.
B - Best Friend: Suzy and Geno
D - Dad’s Name: William Bradley Pitt (I’m not sure If I’m allowed to disclose this but I’m actually their third Asian)
E - Easiest Person To Talk To: Myself
F - Favorite Food: Anything but gummy worms/bears
G - Gummy Bears Or Worms: WHAT DID I JUST SAY? WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY?
H - Hometown: La Loma, home of Lechon, Pares and Shabu (Meth).
I - Instrument: Anatomical Instruments, Accordion
J - Job: Mascot, Undercover
K - Kids: Love them. As a matter of fact I’m hiding three kids under my bed.
L - Longest Car Ride: Everytime you have LBM in the car. I’m telling ya, a minute is like 10,000 years.
M - Milk Flavor: Chocolate
N - Number Of Siblings: Six
O - One Wish: To get ipe.tumblr.com (Are you hearing me Tumblr? Are ya? Of course you’re not because I’m not pitchfork. Ugh)
P - Phobias: Other people especially those who resemble an animal of the reptilian taxonomy. Ignorant people.
Q - Favorite Quote: I’m not taking notes. I mean who does? Why not just ask favorite queen or something. That would be easier because everyone has a favorite queen.
R - Reason To Smile: Cute things and babies. Nasty people having a bad day. Booboos. Greasy food. Pay days. Awesome movies. Poop jokes.
S - Song You Last Heard: Some song from Cut Copy. Before that, Erasure’s Always
T - Time You Woke Up: 7:30 am
U - Unknown Fact About Me: My answer to letter C. I’m the Lochness monster.
V - Vegetable: Yeah, I’ve heard about them. Are they good?
W - Worst Habits: Baddest gremmer. Self-Cannibalism (eating fingernails) without the use of proper utensils.
X - X-Rays You’ve Had: Chest. Mouth.
Y - Your Favorite Pastime: Jerking off. with my brains.
Z - Zodiac Sign: Saber Tooth Tiger
March 03, 2010, 7:32pm Comments
